waddling western men (aka sitting ducks for sex tourism investigation)

I spotted a waddling OWM (old western man) walking alongside Monivong Blvd. this morning on my way to work. His shorts were riding up his butt and he had on socks. Was he on his way to Central Market or a massage-parlour? I totally jump to conclusions. I guess I thought the latter because I aimed my bicycle right at him and swerved at the last minute as I pulled up into our office.   Good thing I don't have a moto.